beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

thnksfrstump:

"So I heard you like Fall Out Boy?"

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"…. Nope. Not at all."

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard